#fried grasshopper

[donniykhristanto]

Kuliner Ekstrim & Unik Khas Yogya 😱

https://youtu.be/B0sK6ltCnR4?si=WZFzABeVfm-4iDA7

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[thecomet-and-themeteor]

would you eat a bug

Hell yeah

[harunayuuka2060]

Jamil: Kalim, how many times do I need to tell you that you're not allowed in the kitchen?

Kalim: But MC will arrive today from their studies abroad, and I want to surprise them by cooking their favorite food!

Jamil: Favorite food? When did they have one?

Kalim: Just recently!

Jamil: *frowns* Let me guess. It's something they never tasted before.

Kalim: Hm-hm!

Jamil: *sigh* What is it? I'll prepare it for them.

Kalim: Fried Grasshoppers!

Jamil: ...

Jamil: Get out.

Kalim: But-

Jamil: I'm not cooking that in my kitchen! Get out!

Kalim's dad: I heard you faced numerous assassination attempts while you were abroad…

MC: Why do you seem more stressed than I do?

Kalim's dad: *lets out a helpless chuckle*

Kalim's dad: Have you forgotten that you're still my child? Of course, I can't help but worry.

MC: ...

MC: How's Kalim?

Kalim's dad: The focus has shifted away from him, and they hardly pay him any attention.

Kalim's dad: Just as planned.

MC: It seems my efforts weren't in vain after all.

Kalim's dad: ...

Kalim's dad: MC.

MC: Yes?

Kalim's dad: If someone from our family approaches you directly, don't hesitate to defend yourself.

MC: Of course. I didn't study martial arts for nothing.

Kalim's dad: ...

Kalim's dad: *laughs*

Jamil: ...

MC: ...

MC: What are you staring at?

Jamil: ...

Jamil: It's nothing.

Kalim: MC! You look much better than the last time we saw you!

MC: Really?

Kalim: It's true! Even Jamil couldn't help but gawk!

Jamil: HUH?!!

[beckettkatherine]

Whenever I am at a loss or unhappy, I make lists. It helps me to stay motivated and to keep a clear head. Are you making my list? What would be the first item? I like sports, music… Oh, and spicy Asian food. I'd love to eat through the Bangkok markets. Like fried grasshoppers and stuff? Exactly. Okay. And more reading… More reading… These are not life goals. Dreams are important. I'm happy when I'm drawing. You forgot the most important one.

Ruby.

[ducksido]

First off, I have known you for around 10 minutes, but now I’m a dedicated fan, your writing is absolutely amazing! And love that you include EPIC in it, if it doesn’t bother you, could you do a Mexican!Yuu? Like a little Mexican chaos gremlin who insults with every insult known in South America, you can totally ignore this message btw, no problem, have a nice day!

(Combining these three) [Also thank you very much c0ralrubi and childofserpents[❁´◡`❁])

Grim: "You mean to tell me tamales come in different flavors?! And you make them for Christmas?! Gimme one!" Grim is obsessed with Mexican food but underestimates the spice levels. After one bite of a habanero salsa, he refuses to trust Yuu’s food recommendations. He also thinks alebrijes are real and keeps asking if he can have one as a pet.

Crowley: "A culture so rich in history, legends, and celebrations! Why, I must host a NRC Día de los Muertos event in your honor!" Crowley 100% butchers the execution of it and makes it look like a spooky Halloween party. Yuu threatens him in Spanish while wielding a chancla.

Crewel: "Your homeland embraces bold colors and statement pieces—how absolutely divine!" Crewel admires traditional Mexican embroidery and charro suits. He’d love to make custom traje de charro-inspired outfits for Yuu, with a modern twist.

Trein: "Mexican folklore is filled with such intricate tales… Tell me more about La Llorona." Trein is fascinated by Mexican horror legends. Yuu tells him about Nahuales and El Chupacabra, and he starts using them as cautionary tales in class.

Vargas: "You mean to tell me your people run with BULLS for fun?! That’s the kind of strength I admire!" Vargas is shook when Yuu tells him about Mexican rodeos and charreadas. He tries to challenge Yuu to a physical competition, but Yuu just smacks him with a lucha libre mask and runs away screaming "¡Viva México!"

Sam: "Ooooh, you got all kinds of magical folk legends? Tell me more about these aluxes!" Sam sees Mexican myths and traditions as an untapped business opportunity. He starts selling calaveritas and copal for "spiritual balance" at his shop.

Heartslabyul:

Riddle Rosehearts: "You celebrate by smashing a piñata?! How… reckless." Riddle is horrified by the concept of piñatas. He gets hit in the face during a birthday party, and Yuu just yells, "¡Le pegaste al cumpleañero! ¡Córrele!" (You hit the birthday person! Run!)

Ace Trappola: "Wait, you have, like, a WHOLE holiday just for bread?! That’s sick!" Ace tries to get Yuu to share their pan de muerto. He also loves Día de los Inocentes, especially since he can pull pranks and blame it on a cultural holiday.

Deuce Spade: "Hold on—you have a whole fighting sport where people wear colorful masks?! That’s so cool!" Deuce becomes obsessed with lucha libre. He asks Yuu to teach him insults in Spanish so he can sound like a rudo (villain wrestler). He’s bad at them.

Trey Clover: "Wait, you put chocolate and chili together?! That actually sounds amazing." Trey loves Mexican desserts like churros, cajeta, and tres leches cake. He tries making mole and is deeply confused by the mix of chocolate and spices.

Cater Diamond: "Okay, but Magicam aesthetic—can I take a pic with your Día de Muertos ofrenda?" Cater is obsessed with Mexican aesthetics. He starts using phrases like "¡Órale, güey!" incorrectly and gets roasted by Yuu for it.

Savanaclaw:

Leona Kingscholar: "Hmph. Your people have strong warriors and deep traditions. I respect that." Leona admires Mexican fighters, from Aztec warriors to Lucha Libre legends. He’s also highly interested in the jaguar symbolism in Mexican culture.

Ruggie Bucchi: "Wait, wait, wait—you guys eat grasshoppers for snacks?! That’s actually kinda genius." Ruggie loves chapulines (fried grasshoppers) and asks Yuu for recipes. He also steals tamales and learns the hard way not to mess with the Rosca de Reyes baby.

Jack Howl: "Your people are really into loyalty and family, huh?" Jack deeply respects how important family and tradition are to Yuu. He’s super intrigued by Mexican legends about wolves, like El Cadejo.

Octavinelle:

Azul Ashengrotto: "So you’re saying these… alebrijes… are spirit guardians? Fascinating." Azul is intrigued by Mexican folklore, especially alebrijes and their meanings. He wants to see if he can profit off of them.

Jade Leech: "You honor mushrooms in your culture? How delightful!" Jade adores that some Mexican indigenous traditions view mushrooms as sacred. He asks if Yuu has ever tried special ones.

Floyd Leech: "YOU GUYS HAVE FIGHTING MASKS?! WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME SOONER?!" Floyd immediately challenges Yuu to a lucha libre match and makes up his own wrestling persona.

Scarabia:

Kalim Al-Asim: "Your celebrations sound so lively and exciting! Can I join?!" Kalim is absolutely in love with posadas, piñatas, and mariachis. He tries to dance to jarabe tapatío and nearly trips.

Jamil Viper: "Your food looks delicious, but I sense a dangerous amount of spice." Jamil is deeply suspicious of Mexican chiles. Yuu pranks him by telling him habanero salsa is “just tomato sauce.”

Pomefiore:

Vil Schoenheit: "Your people emphasize beauty in tradition? I respect that." Vil admires the bold colors in Mexican clothing and makeup. He wants to create calavera-inspired makeup looks.

Rook Hunt: "Ah! The poetry of your culture! The passion!" Rook is obsessed with Mexican poetry and romanticism. He dramatically recites Sor Juana Inés de la Cruz poems.

Epel Felmier: "Y’all have weird apples, but I kinda like ‘em." Epel falls in love with tejocotes and ponche navideño. He gets super into Mexican cowboy culture.

Ignihyde:

Idia Shroud: "Mexican mythology inspired, like, half of my RPGs…" Idia geekily rants about Quetzalcóatl and Xibalba. He thinks La Llorona is the best horror story ever.

Ortho Shroud: "So… Día de los Muertos is about remembering loved ones? That’s beautiful." Ortho loves the sentimental side of Mexican traditions.

Diasomnia:

Malleus Draconia: "You respect spirits and traditions? You are wise." Malleus deeply respects Día de los Muertos and wants to experience a Mexican graveyard celebration.

Lilia Vanrouge: "Ah, I remember the battles of your ancestors!" Lilia claims to have met Aztec warriors. He’s probably telling the truth.

Silver: Falls asleep mid Mexican legend.

Sebek: "YOUR PEOPLE RESPECT ANCESTORS?! FINALLY, SOMEONE SANE!"

RSA + Noble Bell:

Chenya: Steals pan dulce. Neige: Thinks Yuu’s culture is magical. Rollo: Disgusted by how loud Mexican parties are.

Extra Mexican!Yuu Chaos:

Randomly yells "¡No mames, güey!"

Calls everyone "cabrón" or "mijo."

Fights Leona with a lucha libre mask.

[alittlebitofloveliness]

Curly Shepard headcanons

-Once fought a seagull that tried to steal his fries and lost

-Undiagnosed autistic and ADHD (it’s the 60s, duh)

-Can and will do anything to get out of having to do English homework 

-His dad gave him so many concussions as a kid that Tim legitimately worries he has brain damage (but Curly just thinks he’s dumb)

-Is as fascinated by Ponyboy Curtis as Ponyboy Curtis is (seemingly) indifferent to him

-Physically incapable of shutting up even when he really REALLY should

-Is super close with Angela

-Is well aware Angela is scarier than he ever will be. Refuses to ever admit it

-Once got suspended from school because he cut the legs off a bunch of grasshoppers and put them on his teachers desk. He called them ‘grass walkers’ and thought he was hilarious

-Can’t stand Johnny Cade and Johnny Cade can’t stand him. Neither of them know why 

-The first and only time he went to a hospital is when he broke his arm falling off that telephone pole and that was only because the bone was coming out of the skin

-Will do literally anything to get Ponyboy Curtis’ attention. It doesn’t have to be good attention— he just needs Ponyboy to be looking at him with those huge green eyes as much as humanly possible

-Favourite foods are chorizo and red twizzlers

-Has beat up every single one of Angela’s ex boyfriends

-Hates the colour yellow

-Angela’s nickname is Angel, but when Curly’s mad at her he calls her ‘devil’ instead

-Will fight ANYONE who mentions his height (except Tim ‘cause he’s kinda scared of Tim)

-Once stabbed himself in the hand playing the knife game (yet another injury Angela helped him hide from Tim)

-Will paint Angela’s nails for her but only if she bribes him

-Is EXTREMELY good at first aid. Like, can make a tourniquet or a sling out of anything. Everyone thinks it’s because he’s had to patch himself up after he hurts himself in dumb ways, but really it’s because he took a couple free courses at the YMCA he never told anyone about. The instructor actually really liked him, because he actually tried and didn't cause problems even once

-Is the only person in living memory to win against Tim in poker, and it won him a stupid amount of respect from the rest of the Shepard gang. Tim maintains he cheated (he did not)

-Will never admit it but still loves when Tim ruffles his hair (one of the very few ways Tim ever shows his affection)

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Lmk what character you want me to do next!

[leiascully]

X-Files OctoberFicFest Day 28: Have It Your Way

Thanks for the inspiration @sagan-starstuff and @illaisland

tw: menstruation mention, canon-typical gore, food

Autopsies make Scully hungry. Not the autopsies themselves, obviously. The process doesn't exactly turn her stomach after all this time, but they aren't appetizing either, and having a snack as she gazes into a retracted rib cage isn't exactly sanitary. It's difficult, exacting work that takes a lot of thought, and it's cold in the morgue, so by the time she finishes the last of the autopsies Mulder thought they needed to really solidify their evidence in the case, she's starving. She showers and changes as quickly as she can, emerging from the morgue to find Mulder waiting.

"I didn't hold with your Biblical plagues theory, Mulder, but you weren't entirely wrong," she says, tipping her head from side to side to crack her neck. He winces at the sound. "The last body was full of grasshoppers. Or locusts, as you will."

"The one before that had burns and frostbite," he says, his eyes lit up. It occurs to her that they are well and truly twisted at this point. Professional detachment is one thing, but they're beyond that.

"And, improbably, frogs in this morning's corpse."

He shrugs. "You've seen one body with frogs in it, you've seen 'em all."

She laughs, just a little bit. "I'm starving."

"I'll drive around," he says, taking the keys to the rental car out of his pocket. "You sing out when you see something."

She peers out the window as he navigates. They do this sometimes, this dinner divination, when there are enough choices to feel like fate. This particular metro area is a big town or a small city; fast food abounds. She sees the white and blue sign of a Culver's looming like an angel. Her stomach growls. On top of everything else, she's on her period, and the idea of a burger stokes a need deep inside her. "There," she says.

Mulder parks obediently in the lot and escorts her in, his fingers brushing the small of her back like they're entering a much nicer restaurant.

They look incongruous in the Culver's in their suits and dress shoes. They usually do. Scully ignores the sideways stares from the ultrapolite locals and strides up to the counter. She orders the curd burger, and feels ridiculous doing so, but the lure of fried cheese is too strong to resist. She adds onion rings and fries to her order, because why not, and a chocolate malt. Malt is nutritious, after all. Mulder, looking amused, asks the cashier for a double bacon butter burger with cheese, plus fries and a vanilla shake.

"He doesn't think we can throw down, Scully," he murmurs to her as they fill their water cups at the soda fountain, leaning close to be heard over the clatter of ice.

"I guess he's going to learn," she says.

The food arrives. Mulder carries the tray to their table, carefully selected for its views of the exits, because they can't not keep everything in line of sight. They hang their jackets on the back of their chairs. Mulder rolls up his sleeves, clearly ready to do battle with the pile of food. Scully unwraps her burger with its glorious patty of fried cheese and bites into it. It's possible that she moans a little. Mulder licks his lips.

"That good?"

"Mm," she agrees with her mouth full.

He bites into his own burger and now Scully's the one trying not to look at him, because his expression of bliss is too close to something else. They eat, dipping onion rings into the tubs of ketchup. Scully dunks a fry in her chocolate malt. It's an excellent combination.

"I was so hungry," she says.

"I gathered that," Mulder teases.

"You spend all day in a freezer," she mutters.

"I'm not judging you, Scully," he says, leaning back in his chair and taking her second-to-last onion ring. He leaves her the big one, though, so she doesn't lunge across the table and bite it out of his mouth. "I'm always happy to help you satisfy your appetites."

She eyes him up and down, considering five or six different witty retorts, fairly certain he can hear each one of them even though she says nothing. Most of the time, menstruation is somewhere between routine and annoying, but every now and then, it stirs primal hungers in her. She could sink her teeth into the muscle of Mulder's forearm where his sleeve is rolled up and lick the salt off his skin.

"I'll call you next time I feel the need to take down a rack of ribs."

"Oh, I'll be there," he assures her. He reaches over with a napkin and dabs at her mouth. The napkin comes away red with ketchup. "You're a messy eater, Scully. You need me there to spot you."

She looks away and tugs at the straw of her malt, pulling the thick liquid through. The effort hollows her cheeks. It probably looks like she's sucking something else, although the technique doesn't really carry over. God, she's got to calm down. Maybe she can pour her ice water into her lap. It's not like she could get any soggier down below, between her flow and whatever else.

Mulder balls up the wrappers and rises to slide all the trash into the basket. He stacks the tray with its fellows; it makes that particular plasticky click. He picks up his shake and his jacket and tips his head inquisitively, and Scully follows him, feeling the eyes tracking them out of the restaurant. She ignores them. They always draw attention, regardless of what they're doing. She's just glad no one's hit on Mulder yet. She's not sure she'd tolerate that well today.

"Let's go to the movies," she says on impulse. "I don't want to sit at the hotel."

"If you want to sit in the car instead, we could go to the drive in," he offers. "I saw it on the way into town yesterday."

"What's playing?" she asks.

He grins a little crookedly. "Does it matter?"

"No," she says. "Let's go."

They'll probably talk through the movie, slurping on the remnants of the drinks they'll have to smuggle in, but it will feed some other part of her soul. Mulder, in his way, is even more gratifying than onion rings. He's the after-dinner mint to her day, and she wants to savor that.

"A little mignardise to round off our meal," he says. "Or as I called it, the dessert dessert. Much to the displeasure of my cotillion teacher."

"Exactly," she says. "You get me."

He glances over, still grinning. "I got you."

[salt-clangen]

Moon 16 - Longest Day Festival

Green leaf

The Longest Day festival was supposed to be fun. That’s what Ripplepaw had been told. It was a time for games, for feasting, for running under the sun until your paws ached. And at first, it was exactly that.

The neutral clearing was transformed. HoneyClan had strung flower garlands between the trees, their scents cloying and sweet, and woven bright petals into the grass. Fat bees buzzed lazily through the air, drawn by the honey-soaked treats piled onto wide, flat stones. Cats from every clan mingled, laughing and sharing stories. Ripplepaw had even started to enjoy himself, grinning as his brother signed the stories to him dramatically.

The morning was filled with warmth and laughter, chasing each other and seeing his friends. He even made flower crowns for his mothers.

Then he caught sight of Mallowstripe.

The camp keeper sat stiffly near the gathered warriors of SaltClan, his tail curled tightly around himself. His eyes darted between their clanmates, lingering too long on Wolfstar, on Snowspeckle, on Lynxdawn. It wasn’t the usual nervous energy Ripplepaw had come to expect from him—no, this was something else. His fur was puffed ever so slightly, his claws flexing against the dirt.

Ripplepaw hesitated, ears flicking. Mallowstripe wasn’t the only one acting strangely. Wolfstar, who usually held herself with elegance, looked…distracted. She sat with her mates instead of the leaders, barely speaking to anyone.

He could see Jaggedstar sneaking, unsubtle glances towards her, but she remained seated with her peers.

His mother and deputy, Snowspeckle, kept looking towards Shadowdive, whose usual silence had turned heavy, unreadable. And Lynxdawn—

Ripplepaw turned, searching for the medicine cat, but Otterpaw found her first. His brother was still and watchful, ears angled toward where she sat with the other clerics. He didn’t speak, didn’t move, but Ripplepaw felt the shift in him like the crackle of distant thunder.

Something was wrong.

He signed to ask what was wrong, but Otterpaw didn’t answer.

The festival went on, but the air felt thicker. Ripplepaw tried to shake it off, to focus on the warmth of the sun on his fur and the dull laughter of other apprentices. But Otterpaw was tense beside him, and every time Ripplepaw let himself get distracted, some small detail would drag him back—, a pair of warriors exchanging wary glances, the way shadows stretched just a bit too long beneath the trees.

Night was approaching and the feast was brought forth. Sweet marinated meats and delightfully crunchy fried grasshoppers were served. The dessert was a thin, flax pancake soaked in honey, nuts, and dried flowers.

The sweet food was a good distraction, after the meal he and his brother began chasing fireflies that had appeared. A few other apprentices joined them, his friend finchpaw amongst them.

Then, as the gathering neared its end, Lynxdawn pulled Wolfstar, Snowspeckle, Shadowdive, and Mallowstripe aside. Ripplepaw watched as his clanmates slipped away from the clearing, their pelts brushing in hushed urgency. He strained his ears, but the festival’s noise swallowed what little of their voices he could hear. Otterpaw shifted beside him, tail twitching.

“They’re talking about the ritual,” Otterpaw murmured.

Ripplepaw swallowed. He didn’t know what he had expected from the invocation, only that it had been important. Sacred. But looking at his clanmates now, their hushed words and grim expressions, he wasn’t sure what had come of it.

The tension remained even as SaltClan gathered to leave. The festival’s joy still clung to the air, but for their clan, the weight of something unspoken settled over their pelts. Ripplepaw glanced back one last time at the clearing, the firelight flickering over unfamiliar faces.

Whatever had happened that night by the bonfire, whatever answer Lynxdawn had received—

The ritual had failed.

And SaltClan would bear the weight of it alone.

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[snapthistiger]

exercise 07162024

bike ride to the gym

3 x 10 lat pull

3 x 5 dips

3 x 10 tricep press

3 x 10 row

45 minute spin class

3 x 10 seated press

bike ride to my Mom's, the library, McD, then the gym

worked lifeguard job from noon to 4pm

bike ride home

the gym workers received Hershey kisses and York mints

top left = brought oldest daughter to the airport at 5am. pic is oldest daughter in the TSA screening machine

bottom left = gym folks made a video recording of the spin class so the video can be used in the future when the instructor is unavailable

bottom right = green grasshopper outside the gym

work was good. about half and half watching swimmers and cleaning. the water park closes in a few weeks so most of the workers are turning in their notice of final day to work. will be interesting to see the transition from water park open back to the usual natatorium operation

i had a quarter pounder and fries from McD for lunch

hope you have a peaceful afternoon and evening..

[forsaken-headcanons]

oooooh cool blog spotted...

okay so i gave in to the temptation to give my main survivor animal features. So like elliot would be a grasshopper? dont ask me why its just vibes honestly. he gives off insectoid vibes indescribably. bgu

(i think someone else drew this already but shed would 100% have chicken features)

Grasshopper Elliot oh my god,,, he has them big ol' eyes and he's so so jumpy. Insane leg strength. I'd like to imagine that he has wings but can't fly because they're so fragile so he's kinda itty bitty insecure about them maybe?

Mr Letsky with feathers mayhaps? Eating fried chicken is kinda fucked up of him then... cannibalism jumpscare.

[stella-kessho-2nd-account]

She likes eating fried mantis for dinner.

Same for me, and I'm getting hungry 😃🍴

For no reason

Look at the baby I accidentally made in my lab

I'm proud of mah creation

I chose you to be ONE OF THE FIRST TO WITNESS HER. ALREADY SHOWED HER TO CASEY JR. >:3

OOOOHHHHHHH SHES SOOOOO CUUUUTTTEEEE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 CAN RAPH HOLD HER??

[zimthesilly]

I genuinely want to try fried grasshoppers they seem tasty :3

[snackgenerator]

do u know of chak-chak?

it's a kyrgyz dessert =)

(Google classifies it as a doughnut for whatever reason, but basically it's deep-fried dough noodles covered in honey that can be made either into a pile, ball, or sometimes even rectangle! You can also add raisins, nuts, apricots, or whatever else dried fruit you have, raisins being the popular choice. It's very tasty =DD)

The Snack Generator is unfamiliar with this confection but we are always eager to learn of new snacks. We shall add this to our snack library at once.

As thanks for your offering, allow us to offer you a snack of our own.

You have received a randomly generated snack.

Please enjoy this: Grasshopper pie

[castleofcuntdracula]

"He stopped eating bugs after Dracula" false. Bugs are delicious and you are all cowards. Insectophagy is a cultural norm in enough of the world that I simply refuse to believe you can't get like, chapulines on your taco in new Orleans. Have you ever had fried grasshoppers?? They're like if popcorn was better! Live a little, let my man eat a worm.

[michimonie]

Disney Recipes: From Animation to Inspiration

Online listing of the book

Here's a new post to hold the recipes and contents of the book I've been posting recipes from.

Old Posts: 1 | 2

[Warning: This book came out in 2003 and will have some outdated characters, names, and references. I'll be posting everything as shown in the book, so some recipes may be offensive or use outdated language.]

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Table of Contents

[Note: Anything underlined has a post, anything that isn't will be uploaded and posted eventually. Feel free to request recipes, and/or vote in the polls.]

Preface by Ira L Meyer

Foreword by Marcello Garofalo

Introduction

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APPETIZERS AND CONDIMENTS

Ariel's "Under the Sea" Tempura

Baloo's Jungle Ambrosia Salad

Lumiere's Appetizers

Si and Am's Appetizers

Basil's Smoked Salmon Tartare

The Big Bad Wolf's Dream: Barbecued Spareribs with Blackberry Sauce

Mushu's Egg Rolls and Juk

Philoctetes' Onion Marmalade with Raisins

Princess Aurora's Berried Honey Butter

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PASTAS

Clarabelle Cow's Tagliatelle

Genie's Free-Form Lasagna

Gus the Goose's Spaghetti with Peas

Lady and the Tramp's Spaghetti Bella Notte

Minnie Mouse's Pasta with Three Cheeses

Pinocchio's Farfalle with Leeks and Sausages

Stromboli's Penne with Grilled Vegetables

"So Dear to My Heart" Pasta

Willie the Whale's Pappardelle with Shrimp

Horace Horsecollar's Cool Pasta with "Salsa Fresca"

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SOUPS

The Black Cauldron's Forest Soup

Cinderella's Herb and Egg White Soup

The Grasshopper and the Ant's Lentil Soup

Merlin's Magical Broth

Louis's Seafood Chowder

Treasure Planet's Astral Soup

Robin Hood's Creamy Carrot Soup

Snow White's Winter Vegetable Soup

Widow Tweed's Cheddar Soup with Herbed Crisps

Wise Little Hen's Roasted Corn Soup

Madam Mim's Dragon Soup

Make Mine Music's Double Soup

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ENTRÉES

Captain Hook's Codfish Fillet

Cookie's Special Chili

Esmeralda's Turkey Piccata

Figaro's Trout in Crazy Water

Oliver & Company's Dry-Roasted Chicken

King Hubert's Veal Roast with Apricots and Thyme

King Midas's Hamburger Stuffed with Holden Onions

Simba's Seared Fillet of Beef

Mulan's Mahogany Chicken

Pecos Bill's Grilled Rib-Eye Steak with Red-Eye Gravy

Peg Leg Pete's Seared Swordfish with Mint Bread-Crumb Sauce

Pluto's Cold Roast Turkey Breast

Quasimodo's Multicolored Cabbage Salad and Chicken

The Scat Cat Band's Crispy Fried Sole Fillets with Raw Tomato Sauce

Sir Ector's Whiskey-Glazed Ham

Ichabod's Roast Turkey with Giblet Gravy

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SALADS, DRESSINGS, AND SANDWICHES

Alice's Warm Mushroom Salad

The Cheshire Cat's Marinated Fish Salad

Humphrey the Bear's Sandwich

Bambi and Thumper's Green Goddess Dressing

Lilo & Stitch's Hawaiian Sandwich

Melody Time's Cold Poached Shrimp with Melons

Mowgli's Mixed Vegetable Salad

The Walrus and Carpenter's Fresh Oyster Salad

Tinker Bell's Golden Herb Melange

Willie the Giant's Mixed Sandwich

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VEGETABLES AND VEGETARIAN ENTREES

Mrs. Price's Cabbage Buds with Braised Nettles

Peter Pan's Crispy Spinach with "Pixie Dust"

Fun and Fancy Free's Ratatouille

Kuzco's Spinach Puffs

Pocahontas's Savory Indian Corn Pudding

Uncle Scrooge's Golden Risotto

Three Caballeros' Vegetarian Burritos

Pumbaa and Timon's Potatoes with Caramelized Onions

The Three Little Pigs' Potato Pancakes and Applesauce

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DESSERTS

The Aristocats' "Crème de la Crème" with Milk and Honey

The Rescuers' Sweet Potato Pie with Cheese

Daisy Duck's Orange-Flavored Brownies

Huey, Dewey, and Louie's Chocolate Pie

Winnie the Pooh's No Bake Honey Cookies

Tarzan and Jane's Grilled Tropical Fruits with Passion Fruit Coulis

Dumbo's Roasted Peanut Pie with Chocolate

Maid Marian's Blackberry Pie

Fauna's Birthday Cake

King Louie's Bananas with Honey and Coconut

Goofy's Birthday Cake

Elliott's Caramelized Red Apples

Johnny Appleseed's Apple Pie

The Mad Hatter and March Hare's Cheesecake

Tigger's Frozen Dark Chocolate Orange Mousse

Witch Hazel's Pumpkin Pie

Santa's Cookies

Chip and Dale's Corn "Chips"

Snow White's Gooseberry Pie

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BAKED GOODS

Aladdin's Rice Pudding

The Beast's Breakfast Porridge

Cookie Carnival's Boys and Girls

Mary Poppin's Corn Muffins with Sun-Dried Cherries

The Reluctant Dragon's Breakfast with the Upside-Down Cake

Mickey Mouse's Special Breakfast

Mr. Toad's Irish Soda Bread

The 101 Puppies' Kanine Krunchy Dog Biscuits

Fantasia's Pizza

The Hundred Acre Wood's Carrot Bread

Fantasia/2000's Pizza

Jiminy Cricket's Banana Bran Muffins

Donald Duck's Pancakes and Waffles

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DRINKS

Heroes' Herculade

Rafiki's Coconut Drink

Saludo's Amigos' Gazpacho

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Walt Disney's Recipes

The Recipes

Index

Filmography

Acknowledgements

[bah-circus]

can we have a level 3 transmasc , transid, and ethnically jewish ? ?

you guys are so fun >:3 thank you so much ! !

- 🍰 ; 🚬 ; the grasshopper sys 🪲

Of course dear audience! We have heard your request and have found a suitable performer for you! We hope this performance suits your needs, but you are free to make any adjustments you wish.

❣︎For Our Next Act, Please Welcome,,,❣︎

A Jewish transMasc!!!

°·⊱ Name: Ethan, Joshua, Ezekiel, Asher, Ezra, Jameson, Xipher 

°·⊱ Age: 23

°·⊱ Race/Species: Human

°·⊱ Source: BAHtroject

°·⊱ Role: Religion Holder, Heritage/Tradition Embracer, Dysphoria Manager, Soother

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°·⊱ Sex: Female

°·⊱ Gender: transMasc, Demiboy, Contramasc, Mascigender, Gentlemasc

°·⊱ Pronouns: He/Him; It/Its; They/Them   

°·⊱ Sexuality: Bisexual 

°·⊱ Personality: A very curious person, Ethan is always trying to find a way to sneak a good joke into any situation. Has a good eye for interior design and color theory. Stubborn.

────── · · · · ──────

°·⊱ Nicknames/Titles: [Prn] Who Honors [Prns] Traditions, The One to Light Incense, The Smoky Fellow, [Prn] Who Sneaks Out

°·⊱ Likes: Studying, Traditional Cooking, Volunteering, 3D Art Forms (Primarily Clay), Journaling, Pride Parades, Indie Rock, Alternative Music, Sweet Potato Fries

°·⊱ Dislikes: Judgement, Denying Self Expression, When People see him as ‘A Problem to Fix’ 

°·⊱ Emoji Sign-Off: 🍵⚱️⁉️🍠✡️🌟

°·⊱ Hexcode: #86D72F

────── · · · · ──────

°·⊱ TransIDs: trisJewish, Incensescentian, transGodComplex, transHoly, permaSmoker, transCringeFail, transDropOut, slouchHeight

°·⊱ CisIDs: Ashkenazi, Jewish, Polish-American, Pale Skin, Brown Eyes, Brown Hair, Moles, Lip Scar, AuDHD, Selective Mute, ASPD, Tall [6’3”]

°·⊱ MUDS: Faulty Rising Paranoia [FRP], Mirroring Personality Disorder [MPD]

°·⊱ Paras: Auto🛐, 👏🪄, 🤕, 🌹, 🩸

°·⊱ Faceclaim: 1 | 2

I'm not gonna lie I did struggle a little with this one! We're really uninformed about Jewish culture, but from what little I do know I don't think I fucked it up too bad /silly /lh And thank you!! Our audience is also lots of fun! So I'm glad we're enjoyed in return!! :D - Pest Swarm ; Alex